Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Top 10 Reasons to hate your Mother.

1. Makes YOUR kids call her mommie!!

2. Hates your wife.

3. Steals your money.

4. Makes you take care of her animals.

5. She blames the huge credit card bills on you.

6. She has sex with the door open.

7. She steals your booze.

8. No more hugs.

9. Wrecks your car and makes YOU pay for it.

10. She steals your smokes.



Anonymous said...

Ha Ha! Love it!

Anonymous said...

shit reasons

Anonymous said...

that ain't real reasons that's shit.
there are so many better reasons to hate ur mum